December 2010
49 posts
2011 New Year's Resolutions:
Get my mack on
Get my party on
Get my study on
Heard my first Boston accent in person today. It...
and super attractive.
“Oh girl dancin’ down those dirty and dusty trails
take it hip to hip rock...”
– “Roam”, The B-52’s
My mom figuring out what youtube is via her new...
Mom: OH MY GOD! I can watch Otis Redding videos on here?!
Me: yeah. it’s a VIDEO site.
Mom: oh my god this is crazy!! starts touching buttons
Me: what are you doing?
Mom: well since I watched his video I wanna read the article he did for JET magazine before he died.
Me: didn’t he die a long time ago?
Mom: yeah yeah. But he did an interview before his plane crash - tell me how to...
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PACKED UP MY HAMELS SHIRT
On the road to New Orleans
Really it’s more like on the road to the Philadelphia airport to fly to New Orleans. Spending the Christmas holiday with my grandparents on my dad’s side who I never get to see. I’m excited. My dad is beyond excited too and that is really cute because he’s always so big and stoic. I can’t wait to get down to warm, awesome New Orleans and nap my ass off. It’s...
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An update from a sleepy, chatty broad:
So the sew in can’t happen. My hair is too short to be braided into a braid strong enough to support a stitched track of a Korean woman’s hair on top of it. This sucks sort of, I was looking forward to looking totally different - but what can you do.
I need to buy umbrellas and sweaters. I DO NOT fuck with rain and being cold, so going to a country where that is basically the...
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Young American, Young American
I’ve been asleep for most of the day today, but while I’ve been awake I’ve been thinking alot. It’s like knowing you’re about to move to Disneyland in less than a month. I can’t wait to leave. I get to do what I’ve always fantasized about -
“What if I just disappeared and then came back?”
I’m going to a place where truly no one knows...
Considering getting a sew in weave for my time...
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Fantasizing about what it's like to be Beyonce and...
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"Want to know the BEST way to meet a nice Jewish...
How does this pop-up know my life?
Teach me your ways to lure a lovely Jewish man interweb.
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My favorite part of Finals Week: THE EAT DOWN
The Eat Down is the name I came up with that is the time of finals when you need groceries, but you don’t want to buy any, so you resort to eating the crap food in your dorm/apartment that you have been avoiding. Eating down all of your food until you literally have nothing left, that way you don’t have to throw anything out or carry anything home, or buy new food.
It’s...
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.
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“Tina Fey: [acting as club DJ] This one’s for the lay-deeees!
[“Lady in Red” by...”
– Baby Mama
Watchqueen-of-everything:
ohsnapitscory:atasteofrypie:appease:
Ke$ha | We R Who We R
So let’s go-oh-oh. Let’s go.
I’m not even ashamed to admit how much I love this song.
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“Look, I mean look at me, I’ve got a thousand-word term paper due Monday...”
– Eric, That 70’s Show
